Foul Play

Yesterday, we witnessed something foul on the Q train – a man rubbing himself on the train. Surely, it could be added to the list of offensive things NOT to do on a NYC subway train as recently described in a New York Magazine piece about urban etiquette. He cleared out the area with his vile behavior and had the nerve to reprimand a woman after she smacked his hand with a rolled-up magazine when he tried touching her with his other hand!

As the Q Train approached Union Square, my wife said: “Maybe he’ll get off here.” I replied: “I think that’s what he’s trying to do.” Ha, ha…