Subway Squeezer

Just when you think we’ve seen it all on the subway: the kids doing flips in the aisle, the woman cutting her nails, the preachers, the guy rapping/singing into a tape recorder, the belligerent teen girls picking a fight with a woman, the creepy guy touching himself, the silent Asian guy selling bootleg DVDs, etc.

Now there’s the overweight, middle-aged “squeezer” – as in, he tried to squeeze his big butt into a tiny space between two subway passengers, one of them being my wife. The guy on the other end of the empty “space” incredulously asks “you’re gonna squeeze yourself into that space?” As squeezer guy lowered his caboose, my wife got up to avoid being wedged in by him. Then the first guy says “look, you made that lady get up.” So squeezer guy gets up and lets my wife sit down and proceeds to stand. Unbelievable.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: